Rick Perry, whose campaign essentially imploded in the last two weeks, still managed to raise $17 million since mid-August.
Here are David Letterman's top 10 suggestions on how he should spend it.
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"Death Row Taco Stand" (Letterman Suggests Ways For Rick Perry To Spend His $17 Million)
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CLINTON HAILS PROTESTERS: It's An Energy That's Welcome Back In This Country
President Bill Clinton was on Letterman last night, and is sometimes the case on the Letterman the discussion proved more substantive than most.
Perhaps not surprisingly, Clinton (and Letterman for that matter) is a supporter of the Occupy Wall St. movement. To a point.
"Essentially what they are saying is a) America has become unequal and b) that some of the people who caused the problem are in good shape today....I think on balance this could be a positive thing. But I think they are going to have to transfer their energies at some point to making a specific suggestion."
Said Letterman: "It's an energy that's welcome back in this country."
Clinton: "I think so too, I think Civil rights, Women’s rights, Gay rights, the Vietnam War and on the right, the conservatives, the Tea Party groups and the pro-lifers, all those things, that’s part of being an American, to be able to organize with people that you agree with in trying to make your voice heard. But to make the change, eventually what it is you’re advocating has to be clear enough and focused enough that either there’s a new political movement which embraces it or people in one of the two parties embraces it."
Meanwhile Clinton backs Warren Buffett's belief that the rich should pay higher taxes.
"There's two different issues. Should you raise taxes on anybody right today -- rich or poor or middle class? No, because there's no growth in the economy....Should those of us who make more money and are in better position to contribute to America's public needs and getting this deficit under control pay a higher tax rate when the economy recovers? Yes, that's what I think.
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Rick Perry's 'Top Ten Excuses' For His Epic Debate Flop
Texas Gov. Rick Perry took to the Late Show with David Letterman to continue his damage control tour after his embarrassing gaffe in Wednesday night's CNBC debate.
Watch the video below:
And here's the full list:
10. Actually, there were three reasons I mess up last night: 1) The nerves. 2) The headache. And 3) Um...Uh...Oops.
9. I don't know what you're talking about I think things went well.
8. I was up late last night watching Dancing with the Stars.
7. I thought the debate was tonight.
6. Hey listen, you try concentrating with Mitt Romney smiling at you — that is one handsome dude.
5. Uh, El Nino?
4. I had a five-hour energy drink — six hours before the debate.
3. I really hoped it would get me on my favorite talk show, but instead I ended up here.
2. I wanted to help take the heat off my buddy Herman Cain.
1. I just learned Justin Bieber is my father.
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Bill Maher On "The View" Spat With Elisabeth Hasselbeck: "Thank You For Making Me Look Good" (VIDEO)
Bill Maher had a rough start to the day on Tuesday.
After a show-derailing spat with Elisabeth Hasselbeck over a joke he made about her months ago, Maher later went on "Late Show" and talked about the sit-down:
"I was abused, I felt like a teenage boy at Penn State."
Maher actually thanked "The View" host -- her badgering made him look like the victim for once.
He ended things on a friendly note, making clear there isn't actually any bad blood between them -- at least on his part, that is:
"Look, I'm only kidding. I like her a lot. We have this relationship on TV, like we hate each other."
Watch below.
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Some HUGE Guests Helped Bid Farewell To Regis Philbin This Week
Friday marked Regis Philbin's last day as host of "Live with Regis and Kelly" — a show he has led, with one co-host or another, for 28 years.
As such, ABC rolled out all the stops to celebrate.
An impressive roster of guests came through during Regis' last week, spanning the spectrum of both taste and influence.
From one talk show host to another: Jimmy Fallon chats with Regis and Kelly.
The Donald himself paid his respects.
As did legendary crooner Tony Bennett.
See the rest of the story at Business Insider
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WATCH: Heisman Trophy Winner Robert Griffin III Delivers Letterman's 'Top Ten' List
Last night, Heisman Trophy winner Robert Griffin III was guest of David Letterman and gave us the top ten things that went through his mind when he won the Heisman Trophy.
Here is the video...
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WATCH: Mitt Romney Was Almost Normal On Letterman's Top 10 Last Night
Mitt Romney, who in recent weeks has done a one-eighty and decided to embrace the media, did David Letterman's Top 10 list last night.
The Top 10 is almost always awkward no matter who does it, and yet (or perhaps because of this) Mitt Romney managed to almost seem human. Highlight: "Isn’t it time for a president who looks like a 1970s game show host?”
List below, vid below that.
“Top Ten Things Mitt Romney Would Like To Say To The American People.”
No. 10: “Isn’t it time for a president who looks like a 1970s game show host?”
No 9: “What’s up, gangstas - it’s the M-I-Double-Tizzle.”
No. 8: “ Have no proof, but I have a feeling Canada is planning something.”
No. 7: “Actually, I’m only here to meet Tom Cruise.”
No. 6: “Live from New York, it’s Saturday night!!!
No. 5: “My new cologne is now available at Macy’s. It’s ‘Mitt-stified.’”
No. 4: “I just used all my campaign money to buy a zoo with Matt Damon.”
No. 3: “I can do a lot, but even I can’t fix the Indianapolis Colts.”
No. 2: “Newt Gingrich? Really?”
No. 1: “It’s a hairpiece.”
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Producer Who Tried To Blackmail David Letterman Lands New TV Job
Remember Joe Halderman?
He's the television producer who tried to blackmail David Letterman for $2 million to cover up the late night host's inter-office affair.
And then got caught and sentenced to six months in jail.
He's back!
Proving there's life after extortion, Halderman has joined the production crew of Investigation Discovery’s “On the Case with Paula Zahn.” It's his first return to television since his release in September.
In a statement to the Daily News, the show's executive producer Scott Weinberger says:
“On behalf of ‘On The Case’s’ production team, we have been impressed with Joe Halderman’s professional accomplishments as an Emmy award-winning producer for ‘48 Hours’ and CBS News...With the network’s prior approval, the team has brought Halderman on as a producer for ‘On The Case.’ We are confident that Halderman will make significant contributions to the success of our award-winning investigative newsmagazine.”
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We Bet You've Completely Forgotten These Once-Huge Celebrity Scandals
2011 was filled with scandals: Sheen, Lohan, Kardashian.
But now it's a new year, and the slate is wiped clean -- at least for a few hours.
And if those stars can keep their records spotless, we'll forget about their horrible years altogether.
Don't believe us? Just check out these once-huge scandals you've completely forgot about.
NOW: Martha Stewart runs myriad successful businesses and just released a new book.
THEN: In 2003, following an insider trading scandal, Stewart was indicted on nine counts, including securities fraud and obstruction of justice. She served five months in jail.
NOW: Eddie Murphy just starred in "Tower Heist" and is set to star in a "Romeo and Juliet" inspired comedy.
See the rest of the story at Business Insider
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Will David Letterman Surpass Johnny Carson's 30-Year Late Night Run?
Looks like David Letterman may be sticking around late night after all.
The “Late Show” host has been in talks with CBS to extend his contract for a while, but it looks like a final deal should be solidified in the near future.
The New York Times reports:
According to executives who have been involved in discussions with Mr. Letterman’s production company, Worldwide Pants, a deal to remain on the air until 2014 is imminent.
Last year, buzz swarmed about the long-time host bidding adieu to his show in the next few years.
If Letterman’s deal does go through 2014, he will surpass the 30-year run of idol Johnny Carson as the longest running late-night host in history.
Drew Barrymore is so happy with news, she may just do this again.
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Top 10 Late Night Moments With David Letterman
Comedy staple and late-night icon David Letterman is celebrating his 30th year on late-night television this evening.
Letterman started his after comedy career on a short-lived morning show called "The David Letterman Show" which was critically acclaimed but not a ratings success.
Two years later came the big NBC gig, "Late Night with David Letterman." The show was a huge hit and Letterman was responsible for some of the best comedy bits of all time. "Late Show" saw the creation of such classic routines like "Stupid Pet Tricks," "Stupid Human Tricks," and "Small Town News."
But when Johnny Carson retired from "The Today Show" in 1992 and the gig went to Jay Leno, Letterman moved to CBS and started a late night rivalry that provided for some awesome (and sometimes even awkward) laughs.
Celebrities, comedy bits, and surprising emotional moments are what make Letterman's show so fun to watch.
10. "Will It Float?"
One of Letterman's new bits on "The Late Show with David Letterman" was also one of the most bizarre. This bit saw Letterman take different items and put them in water to see if they'll float or not. It was preceeded with a hard rock theme by sidekick and music legend Paul Schaffer and it spawned a board game of the same name.
Though how this bit actually works as a board game is still a mystery.
9. Crispin Glover gets physical
"Back to the Future" star Crispin Glover always looked a bit strange. But it wasn't apparent how strange he really could be until he made his first appearance on "The Late Show" in 1987.
While promoting his film "River's Edge," Glover made his appearance as a character from one of his other movies, "Rubin and Ed." A movie which would not be released for another four years.
During the weird interview, Glover challenged Letterman to an arm-wrestling match and proceeded to do a roundhouse kick which almost his Letterman in the face. After commercial break, Glover was gone.
Awkward...
8. "Great Moments in Presidential History"
When George W. Bush was in office, Letterman used his two-term presidency as comedy gold. He didn't have to do much for this particular sketch.
"Great Moments" took bits of different speeches and press conferences by the former president and picked out the most embarrassing moments or the scenes that made Bush look as ridiculous as possible.
In early 2009, right before President Obama's inauguration, Letterman showed the grand finale of "Great Moments." Check it out.
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Conan O'Brien And David Letterman Shred Jay Leno On The Late Show
Late night comedians David Letterman and Conan O'Brien each have a chip on their shoulders, and that chip's name is Jay Leno. On separate occasions many years apart, NBC snubbed Letterman and O'Brien for Jay Leno, who currently hosts The Tonight Show.
Tonight, for the first time in 13 years, Conan appeared on Letterman's show. Here's the video of the new interview courtesy of CBS.com (via The Big Picture):
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WATCH: David Letterman Gives A Rare Interview About His Family Life, Jokes On His Wife
In a rare interview with Regis Philbin on "Piers Morgan Tonight," talk-show staple David Letterman opened up about his professional and personal life.
Letterman spoke about his last evening with mentor Johnny Carson before Carson's death, his 20-plus year relationship with (now) wife Regina Lasko, his son Harry and of course, his favorite guests on "The Late Show."
But more interesting than Letterman's on-screen persona are his off-screen family moments--like making fun of his wife with his son.
Check out the videos below.
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WATCH: Michelle Obama Delivers Letterman 'Top Ten'
First Lady Michelle Obama appeared on the The Late Show With David last night, delivering a garden-themed Top Ten list to plug her new book, American Grown.
Highlight's from the First Lady's "Top Ten Fun Facts About Gardening" include:
- No. 7: In his lifetime, the average American will eat half a radish.
- No. 4: If you have an actual green thumb, it might be scurvy.
- No. 2: The White House tool shed contains shovels, trowels and Weed Whacker One.
- And No. 1: "With enough care and effort you can grow your own Barack-oli."
Watch the segment below:
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15 Crazy Stories Of Celebrity Blackmail And Extortion
With their high profile lifestyles, blockbuster paychecks, and status in Hollywood, celebrities are often the easiest targets for extortion and blackmail.
Past victims have included daytime talk show host Oprah Winfrey, actors Rob Lowe and John Travolta, and even "Cheetah Girl" Adrienne Bailon.
In 2010, "Buffy" fans were heartbroken when "Angel" actor David Boreanaz was forced to come clean about his marriage infidelities to wife of nine-years, Jaime Bergman, after an unnamed woman (allegedly Tiger Woods' mistress, Rachel Uchitel) threatened to go public with their scandalous love affair. But Boreanaz is not alone.
With their name and reputation on the line, celebrities are quick to jump into legal action.
Bill Cosby's "illegitimate daughter" wanted $40 million from the star.
In 1998, Autumn Jackson came forward claiming to be Bill Cosby's illegitimate child. She threatened to leak her story to media outlets unless she received $40 million from the actor. The only thing she got from the actor was five years of jail time.
Steven Seagal was accused of bringing down the mob.
From 2003 to 2008 Steven Seagal's ex-producer Julius Nasso attempted to connect the actor in conjunction with the downfall of a powerful mob family. Nasso later denied the claims and agreed to a plea deal for extortion. However, Nasso later sued Seagal for breach of contact, where it was reported he dropped the charges in exchange for $500,000.
"Girls Gone Wild" creator Joe Francis was forced to star in his own sex tape.
The mastermind behind "Girls Gone Wild" was forced to star in his own scandalous sex tape. In 2004, Darnell Riley broke into Joe Francis' house, where he used a gun to force Francis to star in his own sex tape. In exchange for withholding the tape, the thief demanded an unknown amount of money. In the end, Francis didn't give into the demands and the tapes eventually went public.
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Watch Bill Murray Perform As A Hologram & Slip-N-Slide During A Baseball Game Rain Delay
Bill Murray is everywhere.
The actor, part-owner of minor league baseball team the Charleston RiverDogs, took to the field to entertain fans this week during a rain delay, using the tarp as a Slip-N-Slide.
Video below (Bonus points for the 'Peanuts' music in the background):
How's that for getting your money's worth?
This just days after appearing on the "Late Show with David Letterman" as a hologram:
Fresh off the "Moonrise Kingdom" press junket, and clearly not tiring of the spotlight, maybe the stars are finally aligning for the long-rumored "Ghostbusters 3." But don't count on it.
SEE ALSO: IS BILL MURRAY'S NEWEST MOVIE, 'MOONRISE KINGDOM' WORTH YOUR MONEY? >
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WATCH: Alec Baldwin And David Letterman Dropped Trou Last Night On National TV
Alec Baldwin apparently feels very comfortable with David Letterman—and all of America.
After walking out to greet Letterman on his late-night show, Baldwin told the host that it's hard to keep his pants up now that he has lost so much weight.
And then he dropped his pants, revealing his bare thighs.
And then Letterman did it too.
It is both frightening and funny at the same time. Watch below.
SEE ALSO: Does Jon Stewart REALLY read all those books for author interviews?
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Derek Jeter And His Fellow All-Stars Deliver Letterman's Top Ten List
Last night, Derek Jeter, George Brett, and eight other American League All-Stars delivered David Letterman's Top Ten list, looking at some fun facts about the All-Star game that you probably didn't know.
Here's the video...
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David Letterman May Have Just Spoiled 'The Dark Knight Rises' For Everyone
Warning: Potential MAJOR spoiler ahead.
Last night, David Letterman hosted Anne Hathaway on his late night show to discuss her dual role as Catwoman/Selina Kyle in Christopher Nolan's "The Dark Knight Rises."
During the interview, the late-night host chimed in saying "And, in the end, Batman is dead."
Always one to joke around, no one was laughing. For a few seconds, the audience, and Hathaway, came to an immediate standstill until the actress recovered with a "Daaaaave," sending the crowd into a fit of laughter.
He later tells the audience to relax and that Batman's not dead; however, the bit has many wondering whether Letterman may have been spot on with his claim.
Watch the interview below and decide for yourselves:
ALSO: 10 villains you'll never see in a Batman reboot >
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David Letterman Goes On An Epic Rant Against Fracking And The 'Greedy Oil And Gas Companies'
Late Show host David Letterman went on an epic anti-fracking rant Wednesday evening, calling out "greedy oil and gas companies" for "injecting highly toxic and carcinogenic chemicals" into the ground.
He's the latest celebrity to take issue with the boom in hydraulic fracturing that's been used to extract hydrocarbons from shale rock. Recently, John Lennon's widow Yoko Ono and son Sean Lennon went on "Late Night With Jimmy Fallon" to promote their site ArtistsAgainstFracking.com.
Studies showing the effects of fracking remain highly contentious and somewhat inconclusive.
Watch Letterman's rant below:
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